Now don’t be payin’ no mind to me! just checkin’ in and seein’ how the ol’ group’s doing. ‘Tis a wonderful surprise to see everyone busy about their business.

-floats away on a flying potato-


frodo-oftheshire:

But this is terrible!’ cried Frodo. ‘Far worse than the worst that I imagined from your hints and warnings. O Gandalf, best of friends, what am I to do? For now I am really afraid. what am I to do? What a pity that Bilbo did not stab that vile creature, when he had the chance!’

‘Pity? It was Pity that stayed his hand. Pity and Mercy: not to strike without need. And he has been well rewarded, Frodo. Be sure that he took so little hurt from the evil, and escaped in the end, because he began his ownership of the Ring so. With Pity.’ 

—The Fellowship of the Ring

samwise-oftheshire:

Samwise Gamgee

samwise-oftheshire:

Samwise Gamgee


Po—tay—toes. 



Legolas’ father is finally on tumblr! 

frodo-oftheshire:

Spread the news!


sam(s) 

samwise-oftheshire:

samwisethestouthearted:

samwisethegamgee:

Well cabbages and elves! I don’t rightly understand why there’s so many of us. And here I thought one ninnyhammer was plenty enough to go around.

Now see here! I reckon I’ve got just as much right to be here as the both of you. Way I see it, I didn’t know as there were two other ninnyhammers, I being the one, and you bein’ the third. ‘Taint proper to be goin’ and gettin’ so upset about it.

Ho now! Try to put a smile on there, Mister Samwise. Isn’t all that bad once you think about it. It surely isn’t doin’ no harm, now is it? And Samwise, sir, I don’t think it’s right gettin’ all uptight like about it. He’s just a bit shocked now, I don’t reckon there’s anything wrong with that.

Well pardon me, Mr. Gamgees, sirs! ‘Twasn’t at all my intent t’be stirrin’ up no trouble, now. As you can both warrant, ‘tis just a little unexpected to see two other of yourselves ambling about the network. But seein as I’ve caused a bit o’ mayhem and fuss already, I think I’ll be heading safely on my way. 

May your taters ever prosper.


sam(s) 

samwisethestouthearted:

samwise-oftheshire:

samwisethegamgee:

Why hullo there mister Gamgee! I took a look here and just as noticed you, and thought I’d give you a proper greeting. So there’s another one of us here - fancy that! Right peculiar, I say. But as the Gaffer says, ‘the more the merrier!’
 samwise-oftheshire

Well bless me! I don’t rightly know what to say, sir. I wasn’t mindful that there are so many Mister Gamgee’s about! It’s a right fine pleasure, and no mistake.

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BLESS MY BUTTONS AND CALL ME A NINNYHAMMER. 

I must find the old Gaffer!

Now see! What’s all this here rattlin’ about?

Well cabbages and elves! I don’t rightly understand why there’s so many of us. And here I thought one ninnyhammer was plenty enough to go around.


Why hullo there mister Gamgee! I took a look here and just as noticed you, and thought I’d give you a proper greeting. So there’s another one of us here - fancy that! Right peculiar, I say. But as the Gaffer says, ‘the more the merrier!’
 samwise-oftheshire

Well bless me! I don’t rightly know what to say, sir. I wasn’t mindful that there are so many Mister Gamgee’s about! It’s a right fine pleasure, and no mistake.

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BLESS MY BUTTONS AND CALL ME A NINNYHAMMER. 


samwise-oftheshire:

Tater

Yessir.

samwise-oftheshire:

Tater

Yessir.